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Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby decipha » Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:52 pm

just curious who else has this problem

I know caffeine promotes it and all that good stuff but i seem to have 0 tolerance for holding anything in.

Seriously my body is on a 1:1 ratio, for every cup I drank I shit.

This is the 6th time i shit today and I just finished up my 6th cup.

What gives?

**toilet textin' in effect**
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Re: Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby StangD » Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:26 pm

No boundaries on this forum lol. Coffee doesn't bother my but beer is a fine laxative. :)
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Re: Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby Squishy » Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:24 pm

After a few cups I gotta drop the kids off at the pool, but only in the morning, I'm a hardcore coffee drinker tho throughout the whole day a lot of the time.... better than a bad crack habit
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Re: Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby decipha » Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:37 pm

see beer just makes me piss, i can down a case and 20 minutes later refill all the bottles

yeah i sip cofe all day long as well, im a pretty avid dranker lol
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Re: Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby StangD » Sun Jul 31, 2016 8:31 pm

I like java too. Drink it about halfway through the day during winter until my belly is protesting. Not so much in summer.
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Re: Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby yeastieBoB » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:29 am

I don't shit immediately after coffee, but pretty soon after. That's how you know it's good coffee. :lol:

I like plain old strong black coffee, but lately I've also been perfecting my cappuccinos. Tried the first one on our trip to Europe, which was great. Coffee shops in the US can't seem to make them nearly as good. We don't need a fancy coffee machine either. Bought an AeroPress (espresso press) for about $30. That thing works great. We just use French roasted beans and grind them fine.
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Re: Coffee & Shittin

Unread postby Fasterthangas » Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:20 pm

I don't drink coffee but I did LMAO!!! :mrgreen:
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